Wednesday, August 22, 2007

death to canadian geese

since my time here, my feelings against canadian geese have grown stronger every day. all they do is shit everywhere. they leave surprises on the sidewalk, in the grass, on my doorstep. and what do they give in return to the community that has graciously put up w/ all of their poop? more canadian geese babies who produce more poop. the thing that bugs me the most is that they've grown complacent. they don't even run from people. you can walk right next to them and they'll poop on your shoe. everywhere i've been in my life, they've been there too. on briggs, infecting cuts, at home in my backyard, and now here. people back home finally did something about it and killed 270 geese, probably a small fraction of the total number. this is what happens when you take the predator out of the equation. go back to canada!

3 Comments:

At 23/8/07 02:05, Blogger lily said...

you should make a slingshot. i bet it'd be terrific for venting frustration. or don't you have those shuriken?

 
At 23/8/07 21:39, Blogger Olivia/Liver said...

ATong has shuriken?!

 
At 28/8/07 01:06, Blogger aTong said...

yes and throwing forks. be scared

 

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