random man

i came back home tonight around 12:30am and saw an asian man in boxers and a tshirt curled up on a couch in the elevator lobby of my floor. i thought he might have been my roommate, but on closer inspection, it did not turn out to be him. then i started thinking up potential stories as to why he was there. locked out? perhaps. i think the front desk has a master key of some sort. maybe he was drunk and since all the doors look the same he couldn't find his way back. or maybe he was kicked out without warning. that is a sad one. maybe it was a dare. maybe he's the real spider man and i should have helped him in his time of need. but he looked so peaceful lying there gently snoring.

hmmm... on second thought, this probably isn't such an uncommon sight. my other roommate's boyfriend came over one night after everyone had gone to bed in order to return her phone. since he had her phone, he had to resort to knocking. after a while of unsuccessful door banging, in his drunken stupor, he decided to sleep in the hall next to the door. apparently, some old lady came by to check on him.