the loving spoon

so what is a loving spoon you may ask? well, on saturday afternoon, i was invited to go to a Passion Party. a first year med student put it together and my roommate thought no one was going to go, so asked me to come along w/ her. a passion party is a great marketing strategy to sell relationship enhancers (ie sex toys/creams/whatever else you can think of). a rep from a company came to the girl's apt and gave a schpiel on the products and let people try stuff. we started out with some innocuous lotions and massaging tools. including a magic bullet (it was in smite's bid to purple valley as their favorite sex toy....daphne??)! haha. i was wondering what that was... and progressed to stimulating creams including such wonders as nipple nibbler (which can be applied as chapstick. it's tingly and tasty) and tasty tease. they also had other creams for more sensitive areas such as pure satisfaction, which i heard gave a real big punch, and left people very happy. =P then came the toys. the loving spoon was great. it looked like an alien antenna that rotated on the top and had another tumor on the side that vibrated very intensely. there was talk about some beads where you insert in your vagina and as you move around it does as well, so you can be having orgasms doing random ordinary things...like cutting bread! the people there loved all the stuff and probably spent a good amount of money on it. i, however, did not leave w/ any new purchases.

the woman giving the presentation was saying how she was a mother trying to put her little boy through college, trying to hide what she does for a part time job. i think she told him she was selling knives or something... it would defn be a jackpot for him if he opened any of his mom's packages. that's gotta be weird.